Who else but Mangos!?
I need to improve my vagina.
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Also Dash, what would you like in your sandwich?
Dash: MEAT.
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Oh my~
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): i knew it dash, i knew you wanted my meat.
Dash: SLICED MEAT
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): noh!
Dash: BEEF
Dash: CHICKEN
Dash: BLACK ANGUS
Dash: CHEESE
Dash: MEAT SAUCE
Dash: ROLOS
Dash: LETTAUCE
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): omg dash, it actualy sound delicious :T
Dash: MAYO
Swanky Beans Roolo ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Rolos yes :n
Dash: HOT SAUCE
Dash: MORE MEAT
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): and dont forget Lesbeans
Swanky Beans Roolo ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: I want that sammich
Dash: BALONY
Dash: BREAD
Dash: CHICKEN
Swanky Beans Roolo ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Dash forgot the beans
Swanky Beans Roolo ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: the lesbeans
Dash: MORE CHICKEN
Dash: BEANS
Dash: APPLE SAUCE
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): thats a huge ass sandwich
Dash: CHERRY DR PEPPER DESERT TOPPING
Swanky Beans Roolo ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: yet I want it
Dash: MARSHMALLOW FLUFF
Dash: RAINBOW POP TART
Dash: HAUNCH OF HAM
Dash: WHOLE CHICKEN
Dash: BREAD
Dash: BREAD
Dash: BREAD
Dash: BREAD
Dash: FRENCH BREAD
Swanky Beans Roolo ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: pffttf
Dash: SOY SAUCE
Dash: SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN
Dash: CHICKEN FRIED RICE
Dash: SPRING ROLLS
Dash: BREAD
Dash: CURRY
Dash: NAAN BREAD
Dash: BREAD
Dash: sandwich complete
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash) make that sanwich
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Done!
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): come here and eat it now
Dash: No I don't want it you took too long
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): ohhh i seeee, i work in the kitchen all fucking day when YOOOOOUUUU just sit at the computer and play video games, Well you know what, im done, you dont even say i love you anymore, i know you wanted a child but is it my fault that i cant? No its not, so fuck you and your fucking sandwich.
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash) leave house crying
TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom): Bring back Taco Bell
Swanky Beans Roolo ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: tacos yummy :u
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash) is kinda proud of his writing on this one, just saying.
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): So Mister Dash, you dont have anything to say?
Dash: Okay bye
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Okay, i demands Divorce.
Dash: We never got married what the fuck are you smoking
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Wait so you mean that our wedding was FAKE?
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): omg dash, you heartless.
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): i.. i just dont know what to say anymore. on what other subject have you lied about too huh? dont you think i havent seen you doing those flirty eyes to that waitress the other day, i knew you would cheat on me. my mom told me, but i couldn't believe you would do that.
Dash: Lay off the cocaine, Mangos
Dream: what in the world
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): what have i done to you Dash? Why would you do this to me? I loved you, and you just throw me away like a pathetic dirty napkin.
Dash: You're French.
Dash: That's enough of a reason.
TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom): Burn
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): i cant chose the place i was born in.
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): but it just useless you wont listen anyway, im taking half your money and the car, good bye.
Kronya: Happy birthday hitler
Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Hitler did nothing wrong
Dash: “What’s the holocaust?” - Mangos, 2012.
I’d Like To Teach The World To Fap (In Perfect Harmony)

mangosart:

I’d like to build the world a site
And furnish it with porn
Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks
And tentacles galore

I’d like to teach the world to fap (fap with me)
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
I’d like to show you dirty toons
For all eternity

I’d like to see the world for once
All standing cock in hand
And hear them jerk it far and wide
Spray jizz throughout the land
(It’s fucked up ‘round here)

I’d like to teach the world to fap (let the world fap with me)
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
Do do do dooh

I’d like to build the world a site
And furnish it with porn
Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks
And tentacles galore

I’d like to teach the world to fap (fap with me)
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
I’d like to show you dirty toons
For all eternity

I’d like to see the world for once
All standing cock in hand
And hear them jerk it far and wide
Spray jizz throughout the land
(It’s fucked up ‘round here)

I’d like to teach the world to fap (let the world fap with me)
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
La la la laah

Mangos… Mangos pls, stahp.

Mangos… Mangos pls, stahp.

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7nights:

There is a blog cataloging quotes from a person, intentionally taken out of context in order to make fun of and mock them.

If you participate in this blog, you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

Yes I realize you say it’s a joke. But shit doesn’t work like that. You can’t just do something mean and intentionally humiliating and then say it’s OK because it’s a joke, no matter who agrees with you.

Really there should be a blog about that mod. You are a far more detestable person than someone who simply lacks a filter. But I don’t want to spend the time with you to make a list.

It’s funny how you don’t realize that Mangos is totally in on the joke, follows the blog and actually finds it very humorous to look back at. Do you really think I would do it if he wasn’t in on the joke and didn’t enjoy the blog? Mangos is my friend, we rip on him but he is still our friend and has stated on several occasions that he finds the blog funny and even frequently tries to create situations in which I quote him for the blog as well as attempts get the blog more followers.

So, yes, I can say that it is a joke and say it is okay. Because it IS a joke, a joke that Mangos finds funny and is completely and totally okay with. Heck, I asked his permission the very first time I posted something on this blog and every time since then I have gauged his reaction to see if it would be something he found legitimately offensive. 

This only exists as an in-joke between our group of friends. If it ever got to the point where it actually hurt Mangos’ feelings then I would stop and delete the blog. 

If you think about it there is no age for a horse to be legal to fuck, you just fuck it.
Mangos, 2012